Help has arrived! The Honorary Treasurer can now concentrate on balancing the books while debts are "pursued" by a debt collector.
And who better to perform the bailiff role than East Antrim's own skinhead - Gordon Gillespie.
"I can't wait to get my hands on the late payers" he said when asked how he felt about the role.
"I just want to make sure the Treasurer can devote his time to getting money out of those sensible people in the Club and writing cheques. I'll sort out the rest."
Elder statesman, Tom Watson, remarked "Let us hope and pray that Gordon can make himself redundant in as short a period of time as possible"
Help has arrived! The Honorary Treasurer can now concentrate on balancing the books while debts are "pursued" by a debt collector.